Jazz Play String Music to the Tune of 133 Points.

I was actually laughing at the Rockets’ defense in this game. It was so utterly pathetic that it didn’t even aggravate me. It was like watching a Benny Hill film where everytime one Utah player takes the ball, another Utah player magically appears all alone at one of eight various spots on the 3-point line.

Rockets Pick Up Right Where They Left Off. Lose to Utah.

The mustache is gone but it has been replaced with a beautiful tan for Shane “Banana Boat” Battier. He looked so pretty it almost made me think he had enjoyed his break a little too much and there was something in the back of my mind saying, “I bet he would rather still be tanning with the Situation and J-Wow than back on the basketball court already.” I should have trusted my intuition and just turned the game off right then.

Rockets’ Speed Proves Too Much for the Utah Jazz, Move to 3 – 1

The Rockets continued to their tough schedule Monday night when they welcomed a Salt Lake City slug-fest with the “adored” Utah Jazz with open arms. The arms definitely weren’t opened to hug the Jazz though; they were stretched out to increase steals by the league’s #3 ranked steals team.